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Gizmo Galaxy: The Goblin's Guide to Gadgets
Greetings, fellow goblins! Welcome to Gizmo Galaxy, the one-stop shop for all your gizzy needs. Inside these pages, you'll find loads of information about the hottest gadgets and contraptions known to goblin-kind. We've got everything from simple tools like pry bars to fancy inventions that would make even the wisest wizard jealous.
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